2006-12-08 10:08:07 · 6 answers · asked by zona 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mamma is so retarded she threw a ball at the ground and missed.
Yo mamma is so fat she fell off the earth.
Only 2 I got right now...
2006-12-08 10:14:03 · answer #1 · answered by No, You. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama is like a brick... she is flat on all sides and gets layed by mexicans.
Yo mama is like a railroad.. She gets layed across the country
Yo mama is so stupid she didn't think the upside down m and m wasn't an m&m because it appeared as a W
2006-12-08 18:26:09 · answer #2 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah yo mamma so fat she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
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2006-12-09 18:17:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your mama is so fat when she puts on red everyone says "hey Koolaid!!
Your mama so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!
ya mamma is so fat she walked passed the tv and missed a whole series of eastenders..
i`m done.
2006-12-08 18:31:03 · answer #4 · answered by iLover. 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a park car...
2006-12-08 18:16:13 · answer #5 · answered by Zen Azura 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo momma is so fat you can slap her thigh and ride the wave.
yo momma is so stupid she got locked in the supper market and starved to death.
yo momma is so ugly she looked in the mirror and ran away.
i got only those right now.
2006-12-08 18:15:57 · answer #6 · answered by dcarcia@sbcglobal.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋