Hi everyone,
I have really pissed off one of my female friends. I was thinking of sending her a text message to cheer her up. Does anyone know any short, good and clean jokes that will make her laugh?
Will be very grateful. Thanx
2006-12-08 09:54:18 · 8 answers · asked by Mr. 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It sounds like you to need to apologize first and not try to laugh it off with jokes.Personally, nothing would make me laugh if I had just been hurt or "pissed" off by someone I considered a friend.
2006-12-08 10:03:41 · answer #1 · answered by tea cup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 cannibals eating a clown, one says to the other does this taste funny to you?
Whats brown and sticky? A stick.
2006-12-08 09:58:18 · answer #2 · answered by Julian K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You should apologize first. If you send a funny message now, you'll come off as being unsympathetic. Be serious first. Then, be silly.
But for a funny quip....try this site for one-liners:
http://www.mistupid.com/jokes/page008.htm
2006-12-08 09:59:19 · answer #3 · answered by Shiomi Ryuu 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
How about sending her youself as a dancing elf.
Check out http://www.elfyourself.com
You can even add your own voice message to it.
2006-12-08 10:01:23 · answer #4 · answered by SteelerFan_2006_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you call a frenchman wearing sandals?
Fillipe Flop
!!!!!
What do you call a pig with five eyes?
A piiiiiiiig!!
2006-12-08 10:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by Miss Behavin 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what do you call 2 turtles having sex. slow poke.
2006-12-08 09:57:52 · answer #6 · answered by ... 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is she a blond
2006-12-08 10:03:29 · answer #7 · answered by Mel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wgat did you do? I want more details!
2006-12-08 09:57:14 · answer #8 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋