A rather confident 007 walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks,
"Is your date running late?"
"No", he replies, "I am here alone. Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"
"It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me," he explains.
"What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties..."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!"
007 taps, taps his watch,
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"Damn thing must be an hour fast "
2006-12-08 09:40:03 · 12 answers · asked by JOHN W 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A rather confident 007 walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He looks at her intently and says:
'Bond. James Bond'
She looks back at him and replies softly:
'Off. F*** off.'
2006-12-08 09:59:59 · answer #1 · answered by nelabis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-08 09:52:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will give a 10/10. i like it. funny
2006-12-08 09:42:56 · answer #3 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent - I like your humour.
2006-12-08 09:56:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old. But good!
2006-12-08 09:55:51 · answer #5 · answered by charlie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this was one of the funiest jokes so far
2006-12-08 09:45:46 · answer #6 · answered by LOL!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee hee!
2006-12-08 11:46:24 · answer #7 · answered by flower 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke doesn't deserve one of my critiques
2006-12-08 09:44:17 · answer #8 · answered by Grammar B*@%h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha, thats a good one.
2006-12-08 09:43:45 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha kinda funny .......and sick
2006-12-08 09:43:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋