I was at Target the other day and without thinking I was wearing kaki pants and a red shirt. All of a sudden this guy runs over and grabs my arm. He's slightly out of breath and asks me,"Where's the biggest tub of Vaseline you carry". I just laughed at the guy and asked why he needed it. He wouldn't tell me and said he was going to complain to the manager about me. So why do you think he needed Vaseline so bad?
2006-12-08 09:39:30 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Just imagine how frustrating it would be to try and get in your car when all of your door handles are covered with Vaseline.
He is probably buying it for a prank on someone. I've heard of quite a few different ones that involve large amounts of Vaseline.
2006-12-08 09:54:29 · answer #1 · answered by Ritz Grimarren 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if you did'nt know, vaseline is a multi-purpose and i guess there's one in a million reasons besides the one you are thinking about.
by the way, could it be that the guy was you ???? cause i do that sometimes about my most embarassing moments, ask around as if they r someone else's
2006-12-08 17:52:19 · answer #2 · answered by angelic_234 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Theres only one reason a man would need that much vaseline. Poor bishop...
2006-12-08 17:45:05 · answer #3 · answered by Ade 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would guess he needed to insert something in a space that might be a tight fit - hence the need for lubrication....
2006-12-08 17:42:09 · answer #4 · answered by hmmmmmmm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! I love this! I wish I could have seen it. My friend has a work story that's almost as bad.
I'm gonna be laughing about this all night.
2006-12-08 17:43:31 · answer #5 · answered by Jenn 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha. cause he's too cheap to buy some lube!
maybe he had some major chafing problems too. naaaaaah...it's the first one.
2006-12-08 17:47:13 · answer #6 · answered by mikey19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HE WAS TRYING 2 GET A RISE OUT OF U DUDE.....THAT IS FUNNI
2006-12-12 05:29:24 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmm! must be a tight one
2006-12-08 17:43:43 · answer #8 · answered by graeme1944 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause you got a perdy butt....
2006-12-08 17:43:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
probably to use on himself allover dunno about some people are crazy dude
2006-12-08 17:42:33 · answer #10 · answered by whiteboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋