Once upon a time, a rich Irish guy was sitting at a bar.
He was throwing money around, giving the barman hundred dollar tips and
buying drinks for everyone.
A crowd of adoring women surrounded him.
The barman liked the tips, but he was kind of curious about a little man that
would jump from the rich guy's pocket.
The little man would run up and down the bar,
kicking over the bowls of peanuts and giving people the finger.
Then the little guy would jump back into the man's jacket for a while.
The barman went over and asked the guy what was up.
So the rich guy says, "Well, let me tell you a little story;
”I was walking along a beach one day, and I come across this lamp.
I rub it, and a genie popped out. I got three wishes, so my first wish was to be fabulously wealthy, then I wished for a full head of hair. You can see I got
both."
The barman asks, "So what about that little guy in your jacket?"
"Oh, that," mumbles the rich guy. "That's the twelve-inch prick I wished for."
2006-12-08 09:24:27 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
now thats funny and so are you xxxxx
2006-12-08 09:46:55 · answer #1 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny. i know one like that, but it goes...one day there was a guy at a bar with a little man playing the piano and another guy walks in and says," where'd you get him from?" and the man says," there is a genie out side".so the man runs outside then a couple minutes later he comes back in looking disappointed with a million ducks following him. and the man says," i hate that genie, i asked for a million bucks and he gave me a million ducks." then the other man says," what, did you think i asked for a 12 inch pianst?!"
2006-12-08 17:31:29 · answer #2 · answered by UH-MAN-DUH!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2006-12-08 19:22:13 · answer #3 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HahahahaHaHa!
that's even better then the version I know:
the guy comes to the bar with an ostrich
he had asked for a chick with long legs
2006-12-08 18:47:01 · answer #4 · answered by carla 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one 10/10
2006-12-08 17:28:35 · answer #5 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
I've heard the 12 inch pianst version as well amanda.
2006-12-08 17:32:39 · answer #6 · answered by angie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the one to tell down the pub to night very very funny lol
2006-12-09 15:17:17 · answer #7 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one i was going to answer this last night but ran out of credit
2006-12-09 04:13:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You've gotta be careful what you wish for.
2006-12-08 17:33:58 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-08 17:43:03 · answer #10 · answered by kydd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋