Distressed?

Question

An Irishman came home unexpectedly and found his wife in bed with his best friend.

He was so distressed that he rushed to the drawer, took out a revolver and pointed it to his head.

"I can't take this," he cried.
"My wife and my best friend in bed together. I'm going to shoot myself".

At this, the wife began to laugh.

"I don't know what you're laughing at," said the Irishman.
"You're next."

Answer 1

yep thats irish brill 10/10

Answer 2

Like very almost each thing in existence, "it surely relies upon..." If a human is inflicting injury to an animal, i might experience enormous excitement in seeing violence heaped upon that guy or woman, and that i might experience fairly chuffed to participte; i might prefer to take part. If I have been to verify an harmless guy or woman being crushed, i does not experience unwell or in my view disturbed - My basically reaction may well be rage and that i might use ANY ability obtainable to end it. If a guy or woman has executed a super incorrect to me or to somebody i like, and that i had the ability to inflict extreme actual violence upon them - basically with the coverage that i might face no criminal effects - i might try this eagerly and with super excitement. as quickly as I see violence in a movie, or study it in a singular, i don't experience sickened or emotionally frayed -- yet somewhat offended/outraged. besides the fact that that is faux, it represents prevalent activities in real existence, and my concepts and physique react with outrage, and that is not "super" purely because of the fact the scene isn't an actually experience. I even tend to look away, until the "sufferer" is receiving a do purely, or is a Zombie (ha! "The strolling ineffective" fan). So, i do on no account concepts violent video clips (basically a number of the climate the fairly some time, possibly.) So in a single way, i'm a extensive fan of Violence....yet watching it yet in a distinctive way, I abhor it previous words, having no difficulty handing it back to anybody who might injury an harmless. yet i might additionally use it against people who might heavily injury others with non-violent acts, which shows that the potential of violence interior of my own Nature of course exsists. Plus, if I have been in a self-protection subject, and the two if I have been in a topic the place the different guy or woman have been dealing with obtainable loss of existence, i understand with absolute fact that i does not hesitate to kill.....and that i does not experience experience sorry approximately for a 2d. i might experience basically good approximately it. possibly i'm slightly bit a sociopath. yet i've got on no account behaved in a violent way. My babies have been on no account spanked, as i hit upon "hitting" yet another guy or woman's physique, especiallly slightly newborn or puppy, purely extraordinary.

Answer 3

Ouch, bit of a slip in your high standards there

Answer 4

fantastic!!!

i adore ur clean ones.

especially with the kids viewing.

good evening, by the way

Answer 5

LOL as always with you:))
Okay A/L, tell me, do you eat jokes books for supper?

Answer 6

Lol

Very good

Answer 7

Another good one . Thank you

Answer 8

lol nice one

Answer 9

Was he pointing the gun at himself or the other guy?

Answer 10

Did he have a twin brother?