A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. So she went to a playground, grabbed a kid, and took him behind a tree. "I've kidnapped you!", said the blonde and then proceeded to write a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and place it under the pecan tree next to the playground. Signed, A Blonde." The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked under the tree and surely enough, a paper bad was sitting there. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"
2006-12-08 09:18:38 · 10 answers · asked by bbwandsingle1980 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great. I will be looking for your next one in a new category.
2006-12-08 09:24:36 · answer #1 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. humorous. I even have one. This Blondie drives right into a truck. The dude interior the front is all mad so he gets out and cuts her tires and tells her to stand interior the circle he drew. So whilst he turns his back she giggles. "You giggling at me now. i will in basic terms cut back your seats" And so he does and he or she giggles back. "you nevertheless giggling at me nicely i will in basic terms blow your automobile." So he lights furniture that gas interior the gas tank. She;s nevertheless giggling. "Whats so humorous!" he yells "once you weren't looking I have been given out of the circle!" and he or she falls on the floor screaming and howling with laughter! the tip
2016-10-14 07:16:39 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sucked. sry but it did. "how could do this to a fellow blonde?" that is ALL you could think of. I think you should move to your next catergory
2006-12-08 09:38:33 · answer #3 · answered by chrismt_2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! thats so funny. im blonde but i luv blonde jokes they r awesome. thts pretty hilarious just so u kno.
2006-12-08 09:21:57 · answer #4 · answered by ♫ninja_turtle♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one.
2006-12-08 10:00:28 · answer #5 · answered by Sweetness 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, i got 2 points
2006-12-08 09:22:32 · answer #6 · answered by supergeek 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hilarious!!!!!!!
2006-12-08 09:54:12 · answer #7 · answered by Maureen H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
weak
2006-12-08 09:21:41 · answer #8 · answered by Kermit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL THATS SO FUUNY!!!!
2006-12-08 09:23:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so crazy...........I hadn't heard that one before..........but it was funny.........
2006-12-08 09:23:31 · answer #10 · answered by sheshemom2001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋