A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says, "I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful
rambling rose. May I call on you tomorrow?" She agrees and a date is made.
The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it she slaps him hard across the face. He is stunned. "What was that for?" he asked.
She said, "I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopedia last night and it said 'Not well suited to bedding but is excellent for rooting up against a garden wall.'"
2006-12-08 08:55:57 · 29 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one. funny. 10/10
2006-12-08 09:38:15 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
severe high quality. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a sparkling housing progression and a woman responded the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm promoting the latest innovation in vacuums, that's the terrific little device I even have seen in a protracted time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mix of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, etc. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum does not sparkling up that mess, i will consume it!" She stated, "might you like a fork?! we've not have been given the skill on yet!"
2016-10-14 07:13:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao
2006-12-08 09:08:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thats kind of funny a little confuzing and a longer punchline than expected but still thoughtful and good
2006-12-08 08:59:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur on a roll good 1 10/10 x
2006-12-08 09:36:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A little
2006-12-08 08:57:39 · answer #6 · answered by pergola_brae 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really funny. Try again.
2006-12-08 08:58:19 · answer #7 · answered by musedelirium 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok, probably more of a man's joke
2006-12-08 11:24:09 · answer #8 · answered by Danielle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got one of them rose
2006-12-08 09:05:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-12-08 08:57:46 · answer #10 · answered by Baby V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋