A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "I say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina?'"
As far as I'm concerned", the drunk replied, "any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!"
2006-12-08 08:38:00 · 20 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
so flithy!!!!!!!!!! i like it!
2006-12-08 08:44:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. Lucky lady. ugly armpits. 10/10
2006-12-08 08:43:00 · answer #2 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That joke was on Comedy Central about a week ago as the joke of the day...much shorter and better version..Sorry!
2006-12-08 08:48:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is funny, I think you really have to visualze the old drunk man to think it's funny.
2006-12-08 08:50:54 · answer #4 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well i am guilty of laughing. It was very funny.
2006-12-08 08:42:36 · answer #5 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a bush under her arm would have its advantages another good one
2006-12-08 09:12:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya it's kinda funny
2006-12-08 08:42:26 · answer #7 · answered by prego 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not very funny, almost got me to chuckle
2006-12-08 08:40:22 · answer #8 · answered by Chris M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny joke
2006-12-08 08:55:13 · answer #9 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard better but it's good!
2006-12-08 08:48:31 · answer #10 · answered by brich_inc 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's too long and not funny at all
2006-12-08 08:56:04 · answer #11 · answered by yo~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋