1. Don’t imagine you can change a man — unless he’s in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks-out? You shut the door.
3. If they can put a man on the moon — they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man’s mind wander — it’s too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger men. You might as well — they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same — they just have different faces so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. Women don’t make fools of men — most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something, is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn’t ask for directions.
13. If he asks what sort of books you’re interested in, tell him checkbooks.
14. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes; it means that you laugh at his.
15. Sadly, all men are created equal.
2006-12-08 08:34:06 · 10 answers · asked by Forlorn Hope 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Siobhan - it is just a laugh... Take it as that, and move on with your life... If you can't laugh at yourself, it isn't worth the hassle getting out of bed of a morning... :D
2006-12-08 08:48:09 · update #1
I agree with most of this except 6 and 15 all men are not the same there are some really good ones they are just all taken I think maybe look under a rock and there might be one or 2 still there I will copy and share this though it is funny and I know some women that will enjoy this #9 that is one of my tricks:) thanks for the smiles I needed them
as for #12 I am a woman and I hate to ask for directions I will just drive around until eventuallly I find where I am going
2006-12-08 08:38:44 · answer #1 · answered by katlady927 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Point 12 is the best!!
2006-12-08 08:37:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha But um ur a guy so you are kinda dissing yourself. Am I right?
2006-12-08 08:37:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA That's sooo true! GREAT!
2006-12-08 08:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by angel2005_2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!#5 is so true!
2006-12-08 09:02:31 · answer #5 · answered by Angel Kitty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This makes me sad...
2006-12-08 08:37:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so true and so funny!!! :-)
2006-12-08 09:36:18 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very entertaining. thanks very much I needed the laugh.
2006-12-08 08:39:30 · answer #8 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is soooo true, thanks for the advice!
2006-12-08 08:37:36 · answer #9 · answered by Melrose 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh!!!!!
2006-12-08 08:37:32 · answer #10 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋