4 nuns die and go to heaven. at the peraly gates Saint peter stops them. 'before you enter heaven you must be completly pure' he says. 'sister mary' 'have you ever had contact with a mans penis?' i must confess i have says sister maryi once saw a mans penis. wash your eyes out with this holy water, and pass into heaven.now sister martha have you ever had the slightest contact with a mans penisi must confess that i have says sister martha, i once stroked a mans penis with my hand, wash your hand in this holy water and pass into heavensays saint peter. but b4 he can get any further the other 2 nuns have started pushing and scufling there is room for all in the kingdom of god what is the meaning this unseemly scufflinhg? if im going to have to gargle with that holy water says the fourth nun i want to get to it b4 sister catherine stick it up her fat ***
2006-12-08 08:32:51 · 11 answers · asked by amethyst2 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
k guys i got 2 more for you
a man goes on a business trip and as its a very swanky hotel his wif comes to join him for the weekend. they have a nice dinner in the resturant a drink in the bar and then they cant wait to go up to their room, in fact as soon as they get in the lift there all over each other the man is pulling down her panties down and in less then a minute there at it. unfortunatly at the next floor the door opens and the chambermaid gets in 'well really' says the chambermaid 'im sorry' says the woman 'we just had a couple of drink and got a bit carried away. i dont normally behave this way' ' im sure you dont ' says the chambermaid, but this is the fourth time ive caught him at it'
2006-12-08 09:08:03 · update #1
a young priest was taking confession in a convent school for the first time. bless me father for i have sinned says the first school girl ' i had impure thoughts about my teacher 'impure thoughts - thats 4 hail mary's says the father. bless me father for i have sinned says the 2nd school girl ' i stole a pencil from the stationary cupboard' ' stealing - thats 6 hail mary's' says the priest the third school girl says bless me father for i have sinned i gave my boyfriend a ******* behind the bike sheds' the priest is flummoxed - hes never heard this beforew and doesnt know what penance to impose. slipping out of the confessional , he meets with the one of the nuns in the chapel. 'quick , sister lillian,' he whispers what does father colin usually give for a ******** ? 20 quid she replies
2006-12-08 09:16:41 · update #2
Excellent.
I had that joke removed a few weeks ago for 'adult content'!
Good for you for getting past the lunatic censors at Yahoo!
2006-12-08 08:42:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I liked the last one
2006-12-10 14:55:38 · answer #2 · answered by ellen b 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
two xmas crackers well done 9/10
2006-12-08 09:16:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This was hilarious! Very funny
2006-12-08 08:45:23 · answer #4 · answered by andia2amat 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny. LOL.
2006-12-08 09:17:34 · answer #5 · answered by emma c 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!
Woooo-hoooo that was good
The only thing was the punctuation.
2006-12-08 08:41:57 · answer #6 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
omg, that was freakin hilarious!!!! ROFL!!! u got any more jokes? i must tell this one to all my friends :-D
2006-12-08 08:50:35 · answer #7 · answered by star42430 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
pmsfl
2006-12-08 16:42:40 · answer #8 · answered by csnape2003 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-08 08:39:28 · answer #9 · answered by mad manc 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So so.
2006-12-08 08:41:34 · answer #10 · answered by Butt 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋