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Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that she has had it with his exaggerations. The principal tells her to send Johnny to him the next time he shows up late. He will tell Johnny a lie so big that he will never tell another one. Ever.

The next day, Johnny shows up 2 hours late. Johnny says, "I was 2 hours early today so I had time to fish in the pond on my way to school. I caught a 17-pound trout and had to take it home. If I didn't clean it and freeze it, my mom would've been angry. That's why I'm so late".

The teacher promptly takes him to the principal's office and explains the story to the principal.

The principal tells Johnny about his own trip to school that day. He says, "I was walking to school through the park on the trail today when I heard something behind me. I turned around and was shocked to see a giant grizzly bear behind me. He was 24 feet tall and had 6-inch fangs. He was going to eat me, Johnny! Just then a little dog ran out from the bushes, jumped up and attacked the bear. The little dog killed the bear and then ate the whole bear right there in front of me. What do you think of that, Johnny?"

Johnny replies, "Oh yeah, that's my dog Sparky. That's his third bear this week."

2006-12-08 08:16:50 · 21 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

21 answers

funny kid and dog. i think thats a funny story!! 10/10

2006-12-08 08:35:54 · answer #1 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0 1

another gd 1 pmsl 10/10 x

2006-12-09 02:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hungry dog or very weak bear but strong joke9/10

2006-12-08 17:37:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LOL, good boy Johnny

2006-12-08 16:44:14 · answer #4 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0 0

funny. you gotta love little johnny dont ya.

2006-12-08 16:21:36 · answer #5 · answered by scattycat 3 · 0 0

Maybe i have a weeird sense of humour, but i thought it was good.lol

2006-12-08 16:33:30 · answer #6 · answered by DOROTHY M 2 · 0 0

thats cute

2006-12-08 16:27:21 · answer #7 · answered by Babygirl 1 · 0 0

lmao

2006-12-08 16:19:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

So funny. (rolls eyes)

2006-12-08 16:22:19 · answer #9 · answered by cjm 3 2 · 0 0

its cute but not really all that funny

2006-12-08 16:21:49 · answer #10 · answered by kd baby 5 · 0 0

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