would you be mad?

Question

if you came home and your 16 year old daughter was in bed with a 33 year old man?

i would probably be on the news that night.

Answer 1

The cops would be at my house so fast heads would spin.

Answer 2

On the news and in jail, let out only on bond--and then only if my lawyer could possibly, miraculously convince the judge that I was no continuing threat to either:

The perp: Think biggest butcher knife in the kitchen applied to the offending organ which is then promptly stuffed in the mouth to suck on or swallow if he wants pleasure so bad.

OR

My daughter: Who, at 16, damn well should have known better because she would have been taught better, but went ahead and did something so disgusting and sleazy anyway: Think locked up in her bedroom with bars on the window, shotgun at her door, and home-schooled until she was 18 and could legally leave my roof to do as she pleased--unless she went for emancipated minor, which I would approve since she thinks she's so big and bad and I'd think there wasn't much else I could possibly teach her or do with her anyway at that late date because she'd gone that far and gone that far against my teachings and values.

Then I'd burn thte bed. .

P.S.--Some of the responses above were hilarious--and so on target. I couldn't stop laughing.

Answer 3

I think it would be a race to see who could kill the man first, me or my cop husband. You know the scene from Goodfellas where they are burying the guy Joe Pesci shot? It would be like that. Safe to say, he would not be found. I don't even know what I would do to my daughter, but it would not be pleasant. Maybe something involving sterilization or boot camp. But then again, I can always make another daughter.

Answer 4

Let's say it depends. I was only 18 when I met my husband who was 30 at that time. It depends on how mature your daughter is, and how respectable the boyfriend is. My husband had only good intentions and sincerely cared for me. I was also a mature and responsible girl. My mom understood, but my father had a hard time with it, until he got to know my husband. So, my advise is to hear them both out and sit down with them, and the boyfriend in particular, to find out if this is sincere or not. If not, I would be very upset. Otherwise, be happy for your daughter.

Maybe American teenagers are less mature or responsible? But in my country (Belgium), teenage relationships can be very "mature," deep, and honest. But they are rather rare. Almost no one in my highschool class had a boyfriend and the few that did were in a serious relationship that often lasts years or a lifetime. I suppose it's a cultural thing.

Answer 5

He would go bye bye for a long long time!!! I would have it on the news too. As for her, I would send her to an all girls private school. One with FIRM dicipline. I cant teach her right from wrong so maby they can!! If that didnt work, Yeah, she'd be DEAD!!!

Answer 6

I would be furious. I would call the cops and make sure that guy is put away for life.

Answer 7

I would be furious and I would more than likely be goin' to jail because that man would be murdered by me.

Answer 8

Well, it does not matter if she agreed to it by law he is actually molesting her and you could take him to court if you wanted to. The law still considers her a child, obviously.

Answer 9

Probably? Just probably? He'd be dead, she'd be beat senseless, and I'd be covered in blood either way! Because, trust me, he'd die.

Then I'd go get her dad and let him kill them both!!

Answer 10

That is statutory rape in my state and I would be furious. And there would be some deffinate jail time happening.