Can anyone say the following 8 times in i minute without making a mistake.?

Question

look at the verse then when you think you know it repeat it quickly out loud without reading it. No cheating.

I'm not a pheasant plucker,
I'm a pheasant pluckers son,
and i'll be plucking pheasants,
'till the pheasant plucker comes.

Answer 1

You've got the twister wrong, it goes like this:

I'm not a pleasant pheasant plucker
I'm the pheasant pluckers son.
But I pleasantly pluck the pheasants until the pheasant plucker comes.

But if you think that's hard, try this one!

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.

or this

A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.

or this one

When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,
For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.

The twain that in twining before in the twine,
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.


or how about this:

There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.

Getting good at them? Try this:


Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.

Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.

Success to the successful thistle-sifter!


Now you're a treturous tongue twister temptress!!

Answer 2

Clever

Answer 3

No. I'm all in a mess and it's got rude!
Try saying this 3 times quickly (it's not rude, just impossible)
Peggy Babcock

Answer 4

do you like pheasants

Answer 5

Not even once but that's a direct result of cider :)

Answer 6

no i can't and i gave up swearing ha ha
try saying" new york unique new york" quickly three time, its not as easy as it looks

Answer 7

i'm not a pleasant f*cker
i'm a pleasant f*uckers son
and i'm only f*cking pheasants
till the pleasant f*ucker comes
......eh no i can't

Answer 8

OH MAN! You made me say the F word!

Answer 9

That ones so old it's got hairs (or in your case feathers) on it.

Answer 10

Just said, no mistakes