2006-12-08 07:55:08 · 6 answers · asked by Ryan 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
2006-12-08 08:12:24 · answer #1 · answered by *~Aly_Ash~* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Numbers may vary due to the dispostions of the woodchucks involved.
Average amount of wood in a given day 513 butt cords of wood.
Median amount in a given hour 767 butt cords of wood.
Record high for woodchuck chucking 535 butt cords was attained on 06-15-96.
This may vary greatly with seasons and the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck.
2006-12-08 08:11:56 · answer #2 · answered by pinkcallalillie3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Skunk sat on a stump,the stump thought the Skunk stunk,the Skunk thought the stump stunk,who stunk,the Skunk or the stump.? Stick that in you're pipe & smoke it !
2006-12-08 08:07:18 · answer #3 · answered by jimbobob 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
around 38 glasses full....8oz of course....
2006-12-08 07:57:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i FINALLY got it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY :-)
2006-12-08 08:09:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
elevendy two logs. duh!
2006-12-08 08:01:14 · answer #6 · answered by smile♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋