Four guys were telling stories in a bar. One guy leaves to go to the restroom. Three guys are left... The first guy says, "I was worried that my son was going to be a loser because he started out washing cars for a local dealership. Turns out that he got a break, they made him a salesman, and he sold so many cars that he bought the dealership. In fact, he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy says, "I was worried about my son too because he started out raking leaves for a realtor. Turns out HE got a break, they made him a commissioned salesman, and he eventually bought the real estate firm. In fact he's so successful that he just gave his best friend a new house for his birthday."
The third guy says, "Yeah, I hear you. MY son started out sweeping floors in a brokerage firm. Well, HE got a break, they made HIM a broker, and now he owns the brokerage firm. In fact, he's so rich that he just gave HIS best friend $1 million in stock for his birthday."
The fourth guy comes back from the restroom. The first three explain that they are telling stories about their kids so he says, "Well, I'm embarrassed to admit that my son IS a major disappointment. He started out as a hairdresser and is STILL a hairdresser after 15 years. In fact I just found out that he's gay and has SEVERAL boyfriends. But I try to look at the bright side, his boyfriends just bought him a new Mercedes, a new house and $1 million in stock for his birthday."
2006-12-08 07:34:03 · 13 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hahahahahhahhaa! Nice one! didn't see that coming! Never heard that before!!! Hilarious! 11/10.
2006-12-08 07:39:13 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-08 18:26:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW I didnt see tha tone coming that was funny
2006-12-08 07:38:43 · answer #3 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaothats well funi! 1 2 rite down lol...and pass off as my own ...muahahahahaha lolzl
2006-12-08 08:08:12 · answer #4 · answered by **Twinkle <3 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2006-12-08 07:38:20 · answer #5 · answered by straykat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT was very funny Ha!Ha!Ha1
2006-12-08 07:47:34 · answer #6 · answered by st.abbs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perfect justice.
charles "that cheeky lad"
2006-12-08 07:42:53 · answer #7 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that.... heard it before, but its still funny.
2006-12-08 07:38:30 · answer #8 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... i didnt even see that coming. =] nice joke... have nice weekend
2006-12-08 07:53:41 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ SNO0KEMZ ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha...funny~
2006-12-08 07:44:38 · answer #10 · answered by Jaysangl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋