Jesus is totally awesome
like a totally awesome thing
woohoo rock on! young life!
Jesus let's go to a youth group
and get everyone to hold hands
and the boys can wonder if their gay
cause gay people aren't christian
it's the devil in your loins
give god money, he's broke
Hell yeah jesus!
will your dad let you borrow the car?
sweet dude, he drives a saturn
sweet jesus. let's pound some tall boys
now we're ****** up and speeding and on drugs
jesus is my co-pilot, i'm going to hit those kids
burn in hell you atheist assholes
you're an abomination
and you stink like education
i like being ignorant
with my best friend j 2da c
hell yeah bitches, we be dope and ****
every time I pray
jesus comes to save me
wish he wouldn't molest me though
Jesus what's the deal
why don't you ever work?
yeah you can have some money? 10% good?
i love you jesus and church rules
it's not boring or pointless in the least
i like to pretend there's something after death
jesus you rulez!
2006-12-08 07:21:50 · 9 answers · asked by hot carl sagan: ninja for hire 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
it's all about the music. if i can reach 1 person that's awesome. **** yeah jesus, **** yeah!
2006-12-08 07:29:42 · update #1
So .....They let the third graders out of school early today?
2006-12-08 07:25:37 · answer #1 · answered by Nep-Tunes 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
These are better:
I need you in my life, Jesus.
I can't live without you, Jesus
And I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus
Don't ever leave me, Jesus. I couldn't stand to see you go.
My heart would simply snap, my Lord, if you walked on out that door.
I promise I'll be good to you, and keep you warm at night.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, why don't we just... shut off the lights.
I love you, Jesus. I want you to walk with me
I'll take good care of you baby. Call you my baby, baby!
You died for my sins, and you know that I would die for you, right?
What's the matter, baby? You tremble at Jesus, baby!
Your love... is my life! You know when I’m without you, there's a black hole in my life! Oo-ohhh!
I wanna believe. It's all right, 'cause I get lonely in the night and it's up to you to
Save me! Jee...sus...bay-by!
Oh Lord you are my Savior! You know I miss you so much when you are gone.
By Eric Cartman
The Body of Christ! Sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned!
The Body of Christ! O, Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own!
Lord Almighty oooooooooo, I must've been sellin' ties!
Oh I wish I could have the body of Christ!
The Body of Christ! The Body of Christ! The Body of Christ!
Lord Almighty oooooooooo, I’ve never been so enticed!
Oh I wish I could have the body of Christ!
By: Eric Cartman
2006-12-08 15:28:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it doesnt sound like anything cause I did'nt hear it yet
but u should change that cause maybe it would sound like you're shouting and angry at GOD
note:remove the bad words
2006-12-08 15:30:27 · answer #3 · answered by n. Gel 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
would be better if it were more creative -- come on, you knew it wasn't that creative! Gotta spend the time, dude --
2006-12-08 15:23:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
much money you will make from this song, i think.
2006-12-08 15:25:17 · answer #5 · answered by pastor of muppets 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No.
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I don't like it at all.
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It sounds very stupid.
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Try again.
2006-12-08 15:24:52 · answer #6 · answered by *~SoL~ * Pashaa del Ñuñcaa. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
personally i think it sux.
2006-12-08 15:24:13 · answer #7 · answered by jldevin 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
you posted this already.
2006-12-08 15:25:26 · answer #8 · answered by <><><> 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMFAOROTF
2006-12-08 15:23:51 · answer #9 · answered by Heck if I know! 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋