A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 60 miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."
The wife says nothing,
Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 65 mph. The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, And she's a far better lover than you are."
Again the wife stays quiet, But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 75 He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 80. "I want the car, too," he continues.
85 mph. "And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 85 mph,The wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."
2006-12-08 07:20:42 · 15 answers · asked by iNn0c3nt 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao... thats awesome =]
2006-12-08 07:25:24 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ SNO0KEMZ ♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A freedom or a right is a state granted permission to do something within a certain capacity that they later set with court cases. It is a joke. All of politics is a joke. Telling someone they are allowed to be free is not real freedom and is even worse being a total perversion of what a right or freedom really is.
2016-05-23 07:16:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a crafty BIT#@!!!
He is a plain IDIOT for even thinking about something like that when a female is at the wheel.
2006-12-08 07:24:10 · answer #3 · answered by ellis4655@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old but good one
2006-12-08 07:25:15 · answer #4 · answered by Beth B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does that mean he doesn't get the car?
2006-12-08 07:32:09 · answer #5 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny!
2006-12-08 07:26:55 · answer #6 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY lol hahahaha
2006-12-08 07:41:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-08 07:24:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2006-12-08 07:31:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one!!!!! LOL
2006-12-08 07:23:58 · answer #10 · answered by I know, I know!!!! 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋