....when they spot a skunk lying, shivering and obviously injured, in a ditch at the side of the road. Being animal lovers, they decide to stop the car and help.
As they walk over towards the skunk, it is clear that it is very much alive, although badly injured, and they decide to take it to the local animal hospital. So they carry the poor skunk back to their car.
"Hey, wait a moment" says the wife. "Where shall we put it? After all, it's a skunk...."
" Just hold it between you're legs" replies her husband.
"....but what about the smell" asks his wife.
" well, hold it's f**king nose!!"
( apologies ladies....it is only a joke!!)
2006-12-08
07:18:57
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