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....when they spot a skunk lying, shivering and obviously injured, in a ditch at the side of the road. Being animal lovers, they decide to stop the car and help.

As they walk over towards the skunk, it is clear that it is very much alive, although badly injured, and they decide to take it to the local animal hospital. So they carry the poor skunk back to their car.

"Hey, wait a moment" says the wife. "Where shall we put it? After all, it's a skunk...."

" Just hold it between you're legs" replies her husband.

"....but what about the smell" asks his wife.

" well, hold it's f**king nose!!"




( apologies ladies....it is only a joke!!)

2006-12-08 07:18:57 · 12 answers · asked by Andrew C 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

hahahahaha!! Didn't see that coming. Absolutely Hilarious! The best joke i've heard today. 11/10.

2006-12-08 07:24:57 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0 0

good 1 pmsl 10/10

2006-12-08 18:27:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I love it, that joke has made my day many times over!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"

2006-12-08 07:30:45 · answer #3 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0 0

Thats a cracker, well done 10/10 !!!!!

2006-12-08 07:30:21 · answer #4 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0 0

Incredible, absolutely stunning joke, well done!

2006-12-08 07:27:43 · answer #5 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0 0

LOL!!!Very hilarious

2006-12-08 12:29:30 · answer #6 · answered by Virgochic 2 · 0 0

HAHAHA, thats freakin awesome

2006-12-08 07:22:36 · answer #7 · answered by Guitr Playrrr 2 · 0 0

Good one you cant beat a **** joke!!

2006-12-08 07:21:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

yh funny nt

2006-12-08 08:44:23 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahhahaa
damn straight !

2006-12-08 07:25:45 · answer #10 · answered by Psycho Ali 1 · 0 0

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