A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side.
He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied, "Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."
The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and said with trepidation,
"Well what did you name them?"
The brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise."
The husband, relieved, said, "That's a very pretty name!
What did you come up with for my son?"
The brother replied, "Denephew."
2006-12-08 07:12:56 · 23 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, thats some funny S***!!!!
2006-12-08 07:16:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is funny about that joke. My uncle named me. Next time, find a joke with a punch line.
Sincerely,
Denephew Williams
2006-12-08 15:48:50 · answer #2 · answered by Scott C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ella Rose is cute! i'm not a huge fan of Veronica yet Veronica Mae sounds nice :) i love Emerson! i replaced into going to signify Emerson Rae yet when I suggested the more advantageous element about how Emerson Bay replaced into the position you met your husband.. that makes Bay look more advantageous suited to me. I cant %. a widespread. i love all of them, yet Emerson Bay has the most meaning it type of feels. good luck and Congrats!! :)
2016-11-30 08:00:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brill brill brill Denephew hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah... well you get the point so i wont go on. but grate build up try stand up insted of type up ... ye i now thtat was a bad joke i will leave the joking to you and the rest of them
2006-12-08 07:19:53 · answer #4 · answered by Michael D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Relly didn't see that coming. Very good,thanx
2006-12-08 07:32:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao a classic from the cowboy
2006-12-08 07:45:54 · answer #6 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh that's terrible 3.5 stars
2006-12-08 07:19:03 · answer #7 · answered by ♣ My Brainhurts ♣ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the smile
2006-12-08 07:33:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahah that took me a couple of seconds, hah nice
2006-12-08 07:16:37 · answer #9 · answered by Guitr Playrrr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny! ROTFLMAO
2006-12-08 07:15:46 · answer #10 · answered by KTINA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋