A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.
The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."
The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."
The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ****."
2006-12-08 06:49:36 · 13 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol. hilarious 110/100, the greatest political joke i ever heard, plus now i understand politics...
2006-12-08 07:02:45 · answer #1 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen. Aaaaaamen.
2006-12-08 06:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by Neerdowellian 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This was great. I always thought as politics as poli- meaning many...and tics- meaning blood sucking animals.
2016-05-23 07:11:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"When I see a naked man holding a machete, with a hard on, chasing a women down an alley, I guess he ai,nt collecting for the red cross" CE
2006-12-08 06:58:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good show! Funny, true, ironic!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-12-08 07:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PML, wow cowboy, where do you find them!
None of yours have been on here 4f from wot i can tell, cheers:))
No ironing 2nite, just washing clothes, LOL:)
2006-12-08 06:54:48 · answer #6 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
F*cken priceless
2006-12-08 07:08:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's great! i think ive heard this one before, but it was a long time ago, so its good to hear it again.
2006-12-08 07:13:56 · answer #8 · answered by vitamin r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sounds pretty accurate to me.
2006-12-08 07:02:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats a good one
2006-12-08 08:21:51 · answer #10 · answered by Bushbaby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋