A man says to his wife "you're *** is the size of a 3 burner BBQ" Later in bed the man asks if she fancies sex to which she replies"no point lighting a BBQ for half a sausage"
2006-12-08 06:37:22 · 28 answers · asked by Dooby 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
me n my friend laughed our asses off!! VERY GOOD!!
2006-12-08 07:55:27 · answer #1 · answered by Kit-E-Kat 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh, it's cute, and a good job if you made it up. But, it's also crass and about spouses insulting each other in mean ways, so in that way it's less funny. If you're telling other jokes like it, this definitely is a great joke. Great punchline.
2006-12-08 06:51:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do some women never marry? Because of one sausage they are not willing to put up with the whole pig!
Similar...(am happily married thou)
2006-12-09 04:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by ribena 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2006-12-08 07:24:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vaguely amusing
2006-12-08 06:42:39 · answer #5 · answered by Musical Jelly Bean 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, not funny at all, didn't raise even a glimmer of a smile. Sorry.
2006-12-08 06:46:55 · answer #6 · answered by blondie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2006-12-08 06:38:59 · answer #7 · answered by KD 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2006-12-08 06:39:53 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Midly funny. I smiled.
2006-12-08 06:39:23 · answer #9 · answered by Famous Amos {not the cookies} 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Somewhat funny, but I can think of better.
2006-12-08 06:40:59 · answer #10 · answered by thomastalkson 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahaha i thought it was funny
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2006-12-08 06:41:04 · answer #11 · answered by lora b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋