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2006-12-08 06:34:30 · 21 answers · asked by scotty_no_sabe 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

21 answers

try this , hey baby i have herpes

2006-12-08 06:37:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

There is no such thing as a good pick up line; even if they work and you end up getting together you will laugh about the "first thing" you said to her was a corny pick up line, situational humor, cleverness that's the S__t

2006-12-08 14:39:26 · answer #2 · answered by DRNOPE 2 · 0 1

You're as sexy as a potato.
Are you tired? Coz you've been running through my mind all night.
I've never seen an angel fly so low.
Have you heard? Heaven's missing an angel.
You're so hot you're causing global warming.
I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?


. . .
There are no good pick up lines!!!! They are all cheesy!

2006-12-08 14:37:23 · answer #3 · answered by Queenlover 2 · 0 0

Is it okay if I stand over here by you until it's safe to go back over there where I farted?

or

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first!

or

Are you a fart because you just blew me away?!


If the girl has a good sense of humor, they have a 95% rate of approval and acceptance for a date.

If she has no sense of humor and is more of the stuck up type, it has a 2% rate of approval and acceptance for a date.

Good luck! haha :)

BTW--I <3 your name!!! :)

2006-12-08 14:38:10 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Lines are old school b.s. I am a woman. Just ask her or him out and get flowers dinner. just plain old romantic. This will work. Lines are not used very much anymore and if they are they usually just piss a woman off or hurt her feelings.

2006-12-08 14:37:28 · answer #5 · answered by stunt101 3 · 0 1

HI I'm not attached. You are attractive to me. Could we get together over a coffee or something, to find out if we enjoy each others company? ( - ; Remember to smile really nice-good luck.

2006-12-08 14:44:17 · answer #6 · answered by sharon a 1 · 0 0

slip your buddy $5-$10 and then you aproach the girl your buddy says excuse me (then looks deep into her eyes) then he turns to you and pulls out the money you gave him and says you are right she does have the most gorgious eyes in the whole place. and walks off you follow with hi my name is ____.

hi I am mr. right someone told me you was looking for me.

ask her for all of her insurance info because you seen her from accross the room and your heart stoped and you fell over and hit your head

2006-12-08 14:41:23 · answer #7 · answered by erk 2 · 0 0

If I said you have a beautiful body would you hold it against me, was actually the first thing my husband said to me the night we met. I thought it was cute! I adored his efforts and look they paid off.....I married him a year and a half later

2006-12-08 14:42:33 · answer #8 · answered by heaven o 4 · 0 0

if i flip a coin what are the odds of me getting head
baby your like a can a pringles, once i pop you, i can't stop you

**these are the only two i could think of off the top of my head**

2006-12-08 14:38:08 · answer #9 · answered by ♥PopLock&DropIt♥ 4 · 0 0

Hi. My name is Jorge. What's that you're reading/studying/drinking/etc.?

2006-12-08 14:39:13 · answer #10 · answered by themistocles 2 · 0 0

i have always just said "your beautiful"

if they respond positively which they do about 50% of the time and if there single than go for it.

2006-12-08 14:37:30 · answer #11 · answered by Steven Colbert 4 · 0 0

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