I wanted to find new cute answers to the ques. besides these to see his friend gregory peck to show a squirrel it can be done.
2006-12-08 06:29:27 · 18 answers · asked by Dotr 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To buy an egg from the supermarket.
2006-12-08 06:32:24 · answer #1 · answered by A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jessica Simpson 's Answer:
Why would he be one a road, I thought chickens lived in the ocean?
Bill Cosby 's Answer:
Weeelll, ya see, the chicken crossed the road, and to get... to...the jello pudding pops.
Snoop Dogg 's Answer:
This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know
what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'.
Homer Simpson 's Answer:
There was free beer on the other side of the road.
Isaac Newton 's Answer:
The duck suggested to the chicken that they play
follow the leader then the duck crossed the road causing the chicken to cross after it, but at the same time holding up traffic, thus proving that for every action there is an equal and opposite reaction .
George Bush's Answer:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
2006-12-08 06:35:08 · answer #2 · answered by brookbabe90 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why did the chicken cross the street u ask
to get away 4rm the mad cow
2006-12-08 06:33:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cause he thought it was catholic. Yeah well Sorry I'm tired.
Maybe he thought the street was a " T " and someone forgot to cross it. You know dot your " i's " and cross your t's.....
Good night.
2006-12-08 06:34:44 · answer #4 · answered by Penny Mae 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to Chuck Norris
2006-12-08 06:32:26 · answer #5 · answered by iversonallyn 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe going to KFC to pick up some chicks!
2006-12-08 06:37:22 · answer #6 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
she noticed a chickfilet on her side of the street
2006-12-08 06:32:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cause the rooster told her to go get the remote and a beer
2006-12-08 06:32:51 · answer #8 · answered by qpistol 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
to get to the other side of the street
2006-12-08 06:57:42 · answer #9 · answered by anuja 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to get to the other side, lol
why did the rooster cross the road?
2006-12-08 06:35:28 · answer #10 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋