Wife's prayer- when I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, one who's handsome, smart and strong, one who's willy is thick and long, one who'll screw me til my body's twitching, in the hall, the garden or the kitchen. I pray that this man will love me no end, and never attempt to shag my best friend. Then as I kneel and pray by my bed I look at the wanker you sent me instead!
2006-12-08 06:28:05 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, talking about your own wife are you:))
2006-12-08 06:34:26 · answer #1 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush ! (English idiom) haha
2006-12-09 14:42:03 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol like one of the others said your talking about your wife aren't you.
2006-12-08 14:42:37 · answer #3 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okay now that one moves into the Priceless category!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad"
2006-12-08 15:47:39 · answer #4 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhaa great 10 out of 10 that's so funny
maybe she will get it for Christmas hahahaa
2006-12-08 14:39:17 · answer #5 · answered by lora b 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Did you stand in the mirror naked and make that joke up?
2006-12-08 14:36:55 · answer #6 · answered by Mark K 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
excellent
2006-12-08 14:44:47 · answer #7 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your a poet,
And you dont know it!!
2006-12-08 15:32:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one!
2006-12-08 15:13:41 · answer #9 · answered by SinisterKid 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that funny
2006-12-08 14:34:44 · answer #10 · answered by sassy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋