At the end of the tax year, the Tax Office sent an inspector to audit The books of a synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said:
I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?"
"Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh," replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
"What about all these biscuit purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?"
"Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
"We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of holy biscuits."
"I see," replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the leftover foreskins from the circumcisions you perform?"
"Here, too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi. "What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them to the Tax Office, and about once a year they send us a complete dick ".
2006-12-08 05:57:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe... very funny.. very cute, and an unexpected ending.. Thanks for the laugh
2006-12-08 06:01:16 · answer #1 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-24 23:22:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny
2006-12-08 06:41:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
PML, I was an accountant for a small company, and i got a visit from a dick annually as well!
Could relate to this:))
2006-12-08 06:37:59 · answer #4 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SO I am sitting at work laughing out loud at the moment and everyone is looking at me like I am nuts!
Good one!
2006-12-08 07:13:26 · answer #5 · answered by KTINA 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.
But not necessarily the best tactics with the tax man
2006-12-08 06:06:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you're waxing lyrical about the candles! (English idiom) haha
2006-12-09 06:45:30 · answer #7 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the best ones I've seen for a while!!! Brilliant - and sooo true!!
2006-12-09 04:58:22 · answer #8 · answered by ribena 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is truly funny! i liked it a lot, good job!
2006-12-08 06:07:23 · answer #9 · answered by heaven-sin-t 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
I did not expect that 1gd though, u made my day.
2006-12-10 23:13:50 · answer #10 · answered by tickgal88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-12-10 14:51:18 · answer #11 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋