Little Johnny's teacher told the class to go home and find something interesting to tell the class for the next day. The next day when the teacher told Johnny to tell his story, he went up to the blackboard and drew a period. The teacher asked Johnny what was so interesting about a period. Johnny stood up and replied "I don't know, but this morning when my sister said she missed one, mom fainted, dad fell down the stairs, and the guy next door shot himself!"
2006-12-08 05:42:30 · 15 answers · asked by Neerdowellian 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehe funny funny funny
2006-12-08 05:44:46 · answer #1 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny. I like it, period!
2006-12-08 13:48:25 · answer #2 · answered by texasblueslady 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha funny.I think its funny but If I were you I wouldn't tell a pregnant woman that.
2006-12-08 13:48:52 · answer #3 · answered by alibrown08 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, I am a woman and I thought it was funny.
2006-12-08 15:34:27 · answer #4 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it was very funny good joke:)
2006-12-08 14:17:15 · answer #5 · answered by Leanna 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2006-12-08 14:17:09 · answer #6 · answered by eeyoree rocks2003 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL...thats cute? And I am a Lady!
2006-12-08 13:48:06 · answer #7 · answered by autumn w 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
this will happen if you don't know where your kids are, but remember if it were you, you would not want your family to turn there back on you, so don't turn your back on them. its not what we do in life , but what we make of it, support one another
2006-12-08 13:50:28 · answer #8 · answered by me in the shower 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hilariously priceless
2006-12-08 14:50:18 · answer #9 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one. lmao.... that's really funny.
2006-12-08 13:48:16 · answer #10 · answered by troublemaker_4_life 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋