2006-12-08 05:40:21 · 7 answers · asked by jessica_elizabeth_brown 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What's black and blue and hates sex?
answer: the young girl I have in my trunk
2006-12-08 05:46:33 · answer #1 · answered by mark_grvr 3 · 3⤊ 4⤋
A curator hires an artist to make a painting of Custer's last thoughts (Custer being the American guy who fought against the Indians and died in a battle against them) for a opening of a new exhibit. The artist kept his work a closely guarded secret. The day b4 the opening and revealing of the painting the curator checks in on him. He immediately says what the **** is this. It show Indians fornicating on a beach with fish jumping out of the water with halos around their heads. The artist says that he asked for a picture of Custer's last thoughts. Custer's were holy mackerel where did all those ******* Indians come form! ROFL
2006-12-08 06:14:35 · answer #2 · answered by cammy100 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is scr*wing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep sh*t."
2006-12-12 03:19:45 · answer #3 · answered by tone 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
How does a blind man know his @rse is clean?
His dog stops licking it.
2006-12-09 23:24:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's better than winning the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
2006-12-08 05:53:09 · answer #5 · answered by Neerdowellian 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Yes but if I post it here I will get another violation so I don't think I'll bother thanks!
2006-12-08 05:58:28 · answer #6 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
go here http://www.usaone.net/jokenet/jokes.asp?command=list&r=192 :)
2006-12-08 05:44:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋