funny or not its 1 ,4 the girls ,but u men can answer?

Question

Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you now....
Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist"

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....
Double Income, No Kids." The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know.... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"
She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know....Wash, Iron, ****, Etc."

So, just exactly what is a *****?

B - BABE
I - IN
T - TOTAL
C - CONTROL OF
H - HERSELF

So ladies, next time somebody calls you a *****.......

SMILE.........

And say Thank You!

Answer 1

I'm an
A a
R really
S sexy
E entertainer!

Answer 2

10/10

Answer 3

That's for the adive.I'll do that next time someone calls me a 8 *****.

Answer 4

I've never been offended when someone calls me a *****. But that's a cute joke.

Answer 5

only one i call a ***** is the dog it doesnt mind it wags its tail i have another dog but she never listens to what i say

Answer 6

That is veryy good! I ALWAYS get called a *****. And I dont like it but now I can just say thank you. So thank you . haha

Answer 7

I always tell people I am a b*tch and I trying to be the best one I can be.

Answer 8

She's a W I F E, Wash, Iron, F*** ,Etc. ????

Where did the B come from?

Answer 9

ehh not funny, but don't know what the e in wife stands for.....still trying to think

Answer 10

Yeah! I already smiled when called it, now I have another reason why!