2006-12-08 05:33:05 · 6 answers · asked by Labatt113 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Come on anyone? This is just for fun. Scripture is in anybook so your not mocking it. Quran has scriptures,torah,NT,etc
Bob 6:9 Than on the 8th day he made the sea out of beer and said thy shall swim in it.
2006-12-08 16:06:59 · update #1
All scripture is funny and made-up.
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Songs of Solomon 5:2
I slept but my heart was awake.
Listen! My lover is knocking:
"Open to me, my sister, my darling,
my dove, my flawless one.
My head is drenched with dew,
my hair with the dampness of the night."
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It's like a bad Harlequin Romance novel.
2006-12-08 05:35:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Genesis. That is the most funny in my opinion.
OK, Solomon is funny bizarre, but Genesis is absurd funny.
2006-12-08 13:36:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Though shalt not make jokes about scripture; God's inspired word.
2006-12-08 13:39:18 · answer #3 · answered by Freedom 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
No, that would not be possible as we are told not to add or take away from the Holy Bible.
To do so in essence...there would be Hades to pay...
2006-12-08 13:36:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Er, just a minute.
2006-12-08 13:35:58 · answer #5 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Jesus's ***(mule) was tied to a tree.
2006-12-08 13:37:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋