I was chatting with my neighbour the other day when she spotted her husband walking towards us carrying a large bunch of flowers. "Oh, no!" she said, "that means I've got to open my legs tonight!" I replied "Why love, havn't you got a vase?"
2006-12-08 05:25:44 · 23 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ho ho, Oh god i'm falling asleep !!!!!!!
2006-12-08 06:59:04 · answer #1 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nor hv i lol good 1 10/10
2006-12-08 13:37:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
R U sure the flowers weren't for U?
2006-12-08 13:28:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Brill lol
2006-12-08 13:27:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha omg that so funny i love it omg now everyone is looking at me becuase im laughing so hard!!!
2006-12-08 13:35:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well if she did put them there they woudnt need watering or feeding and they would hid that bush
2006-12-08 14:39:08 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am really sorry, but where you you get these rubbish jokes from?
2006-12-08 14:08:15 · answer #7 · answered by Social Science Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tutt tutt
good job your my girl xx
2006-12-08 15:18:03 · answer #8 · answered by ploppy pants 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
can you please find out who that poor women is? i want to get her a vase for xmas. was she by any chance be blonde?
2006-12-08 14:18:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OLD.... IT has been posted on here several times this last week... need originality....
2006-12-08 13:35:46 · answer #10 · answered by bbwandsingle1980 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
2006-12-08 13:30:40 · answer #11 · answered by Joe S 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋