Let me know some of the funny bumper stickers/sayings that you've seen/heard, I could use a good laugh.
2006-12-08 05:18:12 · 30 answers · asked by lisa h 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if going to church makes you a Christian, does going to your garage make you a car?
2006-12-08 05:19:42 · answer #1 · answered by squatch 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Here in Texas, we had a Governor's race recently that included Kinky Friedman - a writer/rancher and musician who used to be in a band called Kinky and the Jewboys back in the 1960s and 70s. He ran for governor as an independent, and really won the hearts of many.
One of his bumper stickers in support of his campaign says:
"My Governor is a Jewish Cowboy"
I think that's kinda funny.
Or - "He ain't kinky, he's my Governor" (sung to the tune, "He ain't heavy, he's my brother").
There's also another one of my favorites - "Mean people suck!"
Well, isn't that in fact a "mean" statement, thus making the "wearer" of the bumper sticker "mean", and thus stating that that person also sucks!
I've also seen a bumper sticker back during the Volkswagen "Fahrvergnugen" days that had the VW person (insignia) dancing and the sticker said "Fukengruven". That was pretty funny!
2006-12-08 05:23:59 · answer #2 · answered by gatesfam@swbell.net 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A few "bumps" that I have on my car now and from the past...
Love Animals Don't Eat Them
[chick says] "I'm not a nugget"
Keep the Earth Clean It's Not Uranus
[Burger King Logo] Murder King
[McDonald's Logo] Billions Slaughtered
[Visa Logo] Karma It's Everywhere You Are Going to Be
I'm a nice veggie and I love a good laugh! Some people get offended by these "bumps" but seriously it's all in good fun!
2006-12-08 05:33:44 · answer #3 · answered by amy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bumper sticker I saw while visiting L.A.---You're back there and I'm up here..stop driving like a little old lady!
2006-12-08 05:28:38 · answer #4 · answered by KaShae 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you can read this flip me over. It was on a Jeep, the bumper sticker was wrote upside down.
2006-12-08 05:22:01 · answer #5 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
check out one of my questions called "Read the Labels!?" under Jokes/ Riddles. Its a bunch of crazy labels that are on a bunch of items.
or here is one, my friend is from texas, and has a bumper sticker saying "somewhere in Texas, a village is missing their idiot"
2006-12-08 05:25:21 · answer #6 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
here are some that made me rofl...
when in doubt, right click the mouse!
TAKE YOUR EX OUT TONIGHT
(ONE BULLET OUGHTTA DO IT)
dont laugh at my car (old and rickety) your daughter might be the girl sitting beside me
Jesus loves you....everyone else thinks you are an asshole
life is all about a ss....covering it, kissing it or trying to get in it
guns dont kill people, driver's with cell phones do!
blessed are the flexble, they never get bent outta shape
i respect your opinion, i just dont wanna hear it!
your kid's an honor student bit u r a moron!
if my smoking bothers you, dont breathe!
RETIRED - I WAS TIRED YESTERDAY,
AND I'M TIRED AGAIN TODAY
wife and dog missing, missing reward for dog
remember my name, you will be screaming it later!
women hate exclamation marks...but hate periods
=)
2006-12-08 05:29:20 · answer #7 · answered by §èxÿtà mmý ® 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is one I have never seen before and my husband and I cracked up.
"If you're going to ride my ***, at least pull my hair!"
Hope I didn't offend. I was completely caught off guard by this one; thought I'd seen them all.
2006-12-08 05:21:07 · answer #8 · answered by WashingtonGirl1 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Russia Sucks I saw on a pickup one time.
2006-12-08 05:20:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My dog is smarter than your Honor Roll Student.
2006-12-08 05:19:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Honk if you have never heard an AK47 fired from a moving car before.
If you "phuck" like you drive you'll never get it in.
2006-12-08 05:23:57 · answer #11 · answered by mark_grvr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋