A woman awoke during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She put on her robe and went downstairs.
He was sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appeared to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall.
She saw him wipe a tear from his eye and take a sip of his coffee.
"What's the matter dear? Why are you down here at this time of night?" she asked.
"Do you remember twenty years ago when we were dating and you were only 16?" he asked.
"Yes, I do," she replied.
"Do you remember when your father caught us in the back seat of my car?"
"Yes, I remember."
"Do you remember when he shoved that shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter or spend twenty years in jail'?"
"Yes, I do," she said. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said, " You know, I would have gotten out today. "
2006-12-08 05:13:25 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Another brill one! 10/10 LMAO
2006-12-08 05:30:00 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The old ones sometimes are the best 10/10
2006-12-08 10:07:35 · answer #2 · answered by Jules 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have been married for 34 years and its true what they say
marriage is not a word its a life sentence
2006-12-09 15:18:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
so true so so funny,lol 10/10 have you signed a TV contract yet.
2006-12-09 07:26:38 · answer #4 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the only funny joke i've ever read from u, but to bad u stole it from a website, its been posted about a bazillion times already, nice try.
2006-12-08 05:19:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Five more years and he'll get the family silver (anniversary) haha
2006-12-09 06:50:28 · answer #6 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've been married 17 years and my husband says "if i'd murdered somone I'd have been out of prison by now!".
strangely i still find your joke funny!
2006-12-08 07:40:07 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Many a man has been there at one time or another! My comment: It must suck to be him!!!!
Charles "That Cheeky Lad''
2006-12-08 07:49:59 · answer #8 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's quite funny!
2006-12-08 05:16:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor man he must have had a bad life or a bad wife
2006-12-08 06:52:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋