what is the best way to break up with someone quick and easy?

Answer 1

The classic way is to go to a nice restaurant, so she/he doesn't start throwing crockery. Tell her/him "It isn't you, it's me" and "we can still be friends".

Both are better than saying "You chew with your mouth open and I never want to see you again". They are both lies, but people have been doing it for generations. Sienfeld had an episode about it; George broke up with Kramer.

Answer 2

Artist: Paul Simon
Album: Still Crazy After All These Years
Title: 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover


50 ways to leave your lover


Words & music by paul simon

"the problem is all inside your head", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, i hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But i'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You don't need to be coy, roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee
And get yourself free

Just slip out the back, jack
Make a new plan, stan
You don't need to be coy, roy
Just listen to me <-----------
Hop on the bus, gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, lee

Answer 3

There is no way! You have to sit down and way your pros and cons...No of days people don't play that. No what you're doing. If its abusive. Get the hell running. If its just you're tired? Then let him know that its not working. You feel me. You didn't get this way.Right. You are adults and handle like one. Remember the grass is not greener on the other side like you think... Know what you're doing when you're playing with someones feeling...It comes back to haunt you..

Answer 4

Be honest with her. Tell her that you just see her as a friend and you just don't feel the same. Tell her she is a nice girl and bring her self-esteem up and say that there will be someone else who likes her for who she is. (Kinda even out the "rejection.") You just don't feel the same way.

Answer 5

many ways...
1. Be a total moron and kill her/him
2. Be a *** and tell em to take a long walk off a short peer.
or 3. let em off easy. say you found some1 else.

Answer 6

right after having sex, call her by her friends name! That ought to do it and you'll leave happy!

Answer 7

text message.