This one time I got so plastered I ended up going home with two Chicks, in the morning when i woke up I though I had banged two grizzly bears, damn these Chicks were fat and ugly, ugggghhhh..... you?
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2006-12-08 04:41:53 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Your a pig
2006-12-08 04:44:50 · answer #1 · answered by Nails 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
It was one night when I was drunk I went home with this guy and a chick when I woke up I found I was in bed with a grizzly bear and a ugly jackass,
2006-12-08 05:22:23 · answer #2 · answered by martha g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aha no longer difficulty-free success homie. inebriated hook united statessuck. seems to me like ur ex is the subject. communicate over with the girl, reason if she stayed alongside that long without action than she possibly hasn't been in lots of relationships and viewed u foundly, enable her kno u weren't employing her reason Im specific she feels that way. communicate over along with her and be real. Dont play wit her the two. If ur gonna pursue a relationship than do it for reals. in any different case communicate over along with her, convey regret, and enable her be. Being in simple terms pals along with her will proly harm her greater
2016-12-18 09:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are the ugliest person. Worse than any fat chick or guy I have ever met!!!!! What gives you the right to be such a MF???? I bet you are the ugliest,dorkiest,jerkiest guy in the world!!!! Or better yet you are a stupid jock who thinks the world revolves around you!!!
2006-12-08 04:54:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Them chicks may not of been at the front of the queue when god was handing out looks, but they have a heart..... I bet they thought you were gods gift in bed did they!!
You are basing the worst person you have been with on looks, shallow!!
2006-12-08 04:45:38 · answer #5 · answered by Girl of Spirit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Damn! When I saw you in the morning I thought to myself...I wasted a perfectly good condem on that 3 minute man....
2006-12-08 04:49:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A dentist....
While I was still drunk I gave him my address and phone number.
Guess what?
6 months later I got one of those cheesy Appointment Reminder postcards in the mail from him.
Ewwww
Creepy,huh?
2006-12-08 04:46:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
When I was in High School a boy took me to the state fair and on one of the rides he threw up all over himself - nothing not on me. It was our only date? LOL
2006-12-08 04:46:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A virgin. Yeah, he neglected to mention that until afterwards. I was like, "Oh, and I thought you were just a sh*tty lay! Now I get it! And by the way....don't ever call me again!"
2006-12-08 04:49:26 · answer #9 · answered by MandaPanda 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got pulled when out with my friend, when we woke up in the morning we were with a complete ****, a real pencil dick who had the cheek to call us "Grizzly Bears" and he had not even 'risen to the occassion;' what a jerkoff.............................
2006-12-08 04:45:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dated this guy then went out with his ex best friend [they stopped being friends after the first guy and i went out] and he was the worst kisser ever.... i mean i cant even describe it, just thinking about it gives me the chills and makes me want to vomit...
2006-12-08 04:45:12 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋