Did you hear about the 3 guys at a strip club?

Question

3 guys were at a strip club and this hot exotic dancer comes out and starts parading around the pole. She dances to the music like no other chick they had seen before. When the song is over she starts going around the stage for tips. She bends over in front of these 3 guys vying for their attention to gain a better tip. The first guy, wanting to impress his friends and score with this chick, takes out a fifty, licks it then sticks it on the stripper's right butt cheek. The second guy, not wanting to be out done, takes out a hundred dollar bill, licks it and sticks it on the stripper's left butt cheek. So the third guy looks at his two friends, takes his wallet out, whips out a credit card, slides it down the stripper's butt crack and says, "Charge it!"

I didn't steal that from any show. I heard that joke over 10 years ago.

Answer 1

ha ha! i get it! at first i didn't get it, but i re-read it, and I do, thats weird, but that joke is funny! but ew! he licks a fifty dollar bill? thats the worst part of the joke, but the joke is still funny.

Answer 2

I am assuming certain guys tell certain females that the strippers are nasty so the insecure women among them will not get jealous. Those men have probably had a woman go off on them about strippers in the past.. Therefore, this lie becomes a safety net! After all, men are going there to relax and look at beautiful women who they do not have to wine and dine first just to get them naked. No work but a big pay off! Why wouldn't they like going there. I have known many of men that told people they think strippers are nasty but then they tell me not to say anything but they are screwing the girls. A few of these guys got their hearts broken too. Plain and simple... The "nasty statement" is a cover up!

Answer 3

4/10

Answer 4

Dude you stole that from Family Guy when Quagmire asks if they charge.

Answer 5

hahahhahahha!! Good one! Never heard it before!! funny.