Can we worship Frisbees?

Question

We could believe that when we die, our souls go and get stuck up on the roof.

Answer 1

It is the religion of choice for millions of dogs worldwide.

Answer 2

You have a free will but if you reject what the Lord Jesus Christ did on the cross for you then you will send yourself to hell. You can make fun of Him now but when you stand before Him you will asking for mercy. Revelation 20: 13 And the sea gave up the dead which were in it; and death and hell delivered up the dead which were in them: and they were judged every man according to their works. Revelation 20: 14 And death and hell were cast into the lake of fire. This is the second death. Revelation 20: 15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Answer 3

Ignoring God Leads to a Downward Spiral
18-23But God's angry displeasure erupts as acts of human mistrust and wrongdoing and lying accumulate, as people try to put a shroud over truth. But the basic reality of God is plain enough. Open your eyes and there it is! By taking a long and thoughtful look at what God has created, people have always been able to see what their eyes as such can't see: eternal power, for instance, and the mystery of his divine being. So nobody has a good excuse. What happened was this: People knew God perfectly well, but when they didn't treat him like God, refusing to worship him, they trivialized themselves into silliness and confusion so that there was neither sense nor direction left in their lives. They pretended to know it all, but were illiterate regarding life. They traded the glory of God who holds the whole world in his hands for cheap figurines you can buy at any roadside stand.

24-25So God said, in effect, "If that's what you want, that's what you get." It wasn't long before they were living in a pigpen, smeared with filth, filthy inside and out. And all this because they traded the true God for a fake god, and worshiped the god they made instead of the God who made them—the God we bless, the God who blesses us. Oh, yes!

26-27Worse followed. Refusing to know God, they soon didn't know how to be human either—women didn't know how to be women, men didn't know how to be men. Sexually confused, they abused and defiled one another, women with women, men with men—all lust, no love. And then they paid for it, oh, how they paid for it—emptied of God and love, godless and loveless wretches.

Answer 4

Yes you have the freedom to worship anything you wish you don't have to even ask.
But if you are foolish you will be called a fool.
Wisdom can not come from a man made object.

Answer 5

What don't you know the pink monkey loves to throw the frisbee with his bananas inside it. Got to play with his food before he eats it!

Answer 6

You might get slabbered on by a dog or **** all over you.I prefer to worship the almighty slinky or haky sack,maybe the toilet . it takes a lot of **** and never complains It puts up with a lot of asses and pussys and dick headsAnd does not smite

Answer 7

You could, but why would you want to. Sounds like you have too much time on your hands and need to get a life ... or a job.

Answer 8

I suppose you could, but if I were you, I'd try hooking up with a "girl" or "woman." That would take your mind off of this foolishness.

Answer 9

You could if you wanted to, but I suggest that you don't. Only Jesus will get you to Heaven.

Answer 10

Sure, if you don't mind being separated from God for all of eternity.