I think my GF put a voodoo curse on me......IS this bad??

Question

I have been having weird pains, too. And I have a rash that just won't effin go away. DO you think that she went on the internet to learn voodoo, or just had her Cajun grandma teach her how to hex me? What is the cure to this? Can I anti-voodoo her? What if I counteract with some African voodoo? That's more powerful than the cajun kind, right? Help!

Answer 1

Uh, African, Cajun, whatever. It's all pretty much the same voodoo. After you get home from the DOCTOR, look into protection spells, cleansing spells, protection spells, and counter-curses. Get someone to help you. Or you could just try an enema and some calamine lotion.

Answer 2

First off, calm yourself. The only thing fear will do is make the situation worse. Second, take some deep breaths. Close your eyes and imagine white light surrounding you and Anna. If you cannot see that in your mind's eye, then simply hold your feelings for her in your mind and then *feel* white light surrounding the both of you. This is a basic relaxation and protection method used in a number of different meditations. While in this state, petition your deity or chosen spirits for protection, asking them to cut the cords. I suppose this is where things can get fuzzy. Different people believe different things, so I can't really specify anything without knowing the situation better. Some may recommend the Archangel Michael for example. Another thing you can do is to imagine (again, seeing or feeling, whichever is your strong point) a bubble around the two of you that is reflective from the outside. If there is a certain color that you feel would work best, then use that. When you imagine the bubble, hold the intent that all negative energies will be reflected back against their source. You could also use a mirror, either imagined or otherwise, if you think that may help. Again, the idea is to reflect the harmful energies back upon the source.

Answer 3

A hex for a hex hey? That would be a good thing to learn.. a hex hex for an ex.. an ex hex hex.
I don't know about voodoo but I'm sure someone has a little vixen doll that they are doing naughty things to lately because I've got a feeling that just won't go away.

Answer 4

Weird pains and a rash, sounds more like you did something naughty and caught an std. Go to the doc, and find out the cause of your ailment. Believe me, if hexs worked, I would be neck high in dead and suffering ex boyfriends and irratating people. And George bush would have monkey ears and babble in tongues. Wait, he does. Holy crap! Maybe voodoo does work!

Answer 5

Being from Cajun land myself I do not practice voodoo but I've been told a time or two that I have a nice set of Cajun titties so maybe if I rub them on you I can cure you with them ! :)

Answer 6

LMAO...well well well, my first thoughts of 'publicly throwing stones' at the village idiot have now just vanished.......

this chick above me does not know that Winning is not in her future...but am here now to do what is needed to prove this...

One...I am sure this was just an amateur voodoo job so no need to worry, the curse will dissipate over time.

Answer 7

again hex-o-gram her as well..send her a voodoo doll in a coffin....with a toe tag curse

Answer 8

now im not the kind that tells you if you have a curse on you or not.but i do no that if she did hex you,you should break up before it gets out of hand.

Answer 9

Be careful babe this same thing happen to an ex boyfriend of mine and 3 days later his dick fell off and rolled down the pant leg of his jeans and hit the floor!

Gotta love medical technology...we were able to give him an addadicktome!

Answer 10

Should like you may have caught a VD. Go to the doctor.