Little Johnny greeted his mother at the door after she had been out of town all week and said, "Mommy, guess what? Yesterday, I was playing in the closet in your bedroom and Daddy came into the room with the lady from next door. They undressed and got into bed and then Daddy got on top of her and ...."
The mother held up her hand and said, "Not another word! Wait until your father gets home and then I want you to tell him exactly what you've just told me."
The father came home and the wife tells him that she's leaving him. "But why?" croaked the husband.
"Go ahead, Johnny. Tell Daddy what you've just told me."
"Well," said little Johnny, "I was playing in your closet and Daddy came upstairs with the lady next door and they got undressed and they got into bed and Daddy got on top of her and they did just what you did, Mommy, with Uncle Bob."
2006-12-08 03:37:59 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha
2006-12-08 15:03:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde works on a 20 tale progression. Then a lady is provided in and screams "ms smith. Ur daughter Jessica died in a vehicle crash!" She freaked and jumped off the area of the progression. at the same time as she reached the 15th floor she got here across she did not hav a daughter named Jessica. at the same time as she reached fifth floor she got here across she wasn't even married. precise earlier than she hit the bottom she got here across that she isn't ms smith
2016-11-24 23:07:27 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a really funny one! just one question, was the Uncle Bob dude on the mom's or dads side? i'm hoping the dads...
2006-12-08 05:14:31 · answer #3 · answered by Dancer_for_life 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha.
2006-12-08 04:00:33 · answer #4 · answered by ananthramtejas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only out of the mouth of babes!
2006-12-08 03:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by LCee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now-a-dayz good CID's are back of wife n husbands.lolz
2006-12-10 03:01:00 · answer #6 · answered by $/\/@ZZY G@L 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good
2006-12-11 03:24:04 · answer #7 · answered by sweety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaahah lollllllllll best joke of the night!!!!!!!!! gooooooooood one!!! u definitly deserve more than just a rating lol
2006-12-09 13:03:56 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should send that out over e-mail. That's funny!!!
2006-12-08 03:40:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-12-09 23:34:25 · answer #10 · answered by s.p. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋