I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper, I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you!"
2006-12-08 03:10:57 · 10 answers · asked by Mista-J 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have always wondered why they say that paper beats rock, and then the alternative the punch... hilarious!
~HD
2006-12-08 03:16:27 · answer #1 · answered by mrsdycus 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an old method that was used for voting. They used a rock and a piece of paper to decide the vote. If the piece of paper was placed on top of the rock, the issue was rejected. If it was placed under the rock, it was accepted. Placing a piece paper on top of the rock became the symbol for defeat. Weird, but true.
2006-12-08 03:56:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Maybe they should rename it rock, paper, gift wrap...
you make an excellent point on a very pointless subject :)
2006-12-08 03:38:48 · answer #3 · answered by ÐIESEŁ ÐUB 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You need to get a life!@
2006-12-08 03:18:50 · answer #4 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good one. ROTHFL
2006-12-08 03:16:32 · answer #5 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllgood one
2006-12-08 03:13:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude, it's just a game!
2006-12-08 03:33:25 · answer #7 · answered by sassy 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA
LAST SENT. WAS GUD
2006-12-08 03:53:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats just stupid. chill, its just a game
2006-12-08 03:14:07 · answer #9 · answered by KRAWLING 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is so funny!!!!
2006-12-08 03:29:35 · answer #10 · answered by memememe!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋