There once was a man from East Sheen
Who invented a wan.king machine
On the ninety-ninth stroke
the bloody thing broke
2006-12-08 03:02:24 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There are so many good answers that I am going to have to leave it open for other people to vote for the best.
2006-12-09 03:20:40 · update #1
And now it's back to the old routine
Rev Jank
2006-12-08 03:13:20 · answer #1 · answered by Reverend Jank 3 · 6⤊ 1⤋
There once was a man from East Sheen
Who invented a wan.king machine
On the ninety-ninth stroke
the bloody thing broke
And he came all over the Queen!!
2006-12-08 03:12:32 · answer #2 · answered by king_badger 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
There once was a man from East Sheen
Who invented a wan.king machine
On the ninety-ninth stroke
the bloody thing broke
and his giblets went black with gangrene
2006-12-08 06:19:57 · answer #3 · answered by Daddybear 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A beginner as quickly as got here to Yahoo And asked stuff like "howdy, How Are You?" while informed he replaced into "chatty" He grew to grow to be quite ratty reported oh basically ignore it, and ordered some sous-chef.
2016-12-11 04:52:22 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once was a man from East Sheen
Whose musical ear was not keen.
He said, "It is odd,
But I cannot tell 'God
Save the Weasel' from 'Pop! Goes the Queen'"
2006-12-08 03:05:26 · answer #5 · answered by elyrmoore 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
And cut him off at the base clean.
2006-12-08 03:05:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
And his organ was severed quite clean.
2006-12-08 03:32:46 · answer #7 · answered by Chris 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
so much for the man
from East Sheen
2006-12-08 03:04:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Now he cant have a ruddy poke.
2006-12-11 18:47:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So his duvet stayed nice and clean
2006-12-08 03:07:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋