So I took all you guy's advice. I've decided to ask the tree out on a date. I've spoken to my boyfriend, he doesn't believe me, but says I can do what I want as long as it's not another human. I went out there and gazed at the tree, it swayed in the wind which I think is a sure way to know it's attracted to me. I sat next to the tree and whispered sweet nothings to it. I can hear it sighing again. I think it's trying to say something to me. The problem is, I'm worried that it doesn't understand English. Does anyone know where I can get a palm tree translator? What shall I say to the tree about the date? I'm really nervous now!
2006-12-08 02:47:17 · 9 answers · asked by Jo_Diva 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Be careful getting emotionally involved. Trees can be very clingy and needy. If it's just sexual, that's fine, cause your boyf is also ok with that, but once emotions also get involved it can get complicated. See if you can invite your tree into your relationship. Most blokes like the idea of a 3-some, so he might be up for it. Trees understand English so you should be ok. If you want to know what the tree is saying back, use the squirrel that lives with him to translate. You have to pay him in nuts though, and dont let the tree see the transaction. Good luck ;-)
2006-12-08 02:57:27 · answer #1 · answered by PhoenixRights 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eat the date. The tree will have another
2006-12-08 02:51:33 · answer #2 · answered by Barry G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I sometimes sway in the wind (and sometime don't require wind on a Friday or Saturday) - are you attracted to me?
2006-12-08 02:55:32 · answer #3 · answered by Campbell M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you should pay a visit to the local G.P. centre and get sum medication, you,ve obviously fell outa tree and in need of sum medical attention!! Get a life!!
2006-12-08 02:51:37 · answer #4 · answered by penpam05 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i think u hav a prob. wen ur b/f finds out u r 2 timing him with a tree he may be a bit upset that it has som thing he dosent!!!!
em x
2006-12-08 04:48:02 · answer #5 · answered by emma t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you have problems. Maybe you need to go see a doctor. And how in the hell do you have a boyfriend?
2006-12-08 02:50:29 · answer #6 · answered by greenlantern28 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If your avatar is anything like you, you are way to young and pretty to be this sad or boring
2006-12-08 04:40:15 · answer #7 · answered by pamperpooch39 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May be it can't hear you well, try to climb it :)
2006-12-08 02:51:38 · answer #8 · answered by bigblue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
you have a great imagination!
get some use to it!
2006-12-08 02:51:38 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋