A blonde was driving back from the mall when there was a terrible hail storm. Huge hail stones the size of golf balls pelted her car leaving it full of dents.
She drove to the body shop and asked what she should do. The body man explained what needed to be done and that it would cost at least $4000 to repair.
She said that was too much and wasn't there some other way to fix it?
The body man decided to have a little fun and said "Well you could blow into the tail pipe real hard and they might pop back out!"
She decided to give it a try before spending that much money. So she drove home and was in the garage with her lips wrapped around the exhaust pipe when her blonde neighbor came over to visit.
"What are you doing!" she shrieked thinking the worst and thankful that she may have just prevented her friend from committing suicide.
"I'm blowing into the tailpipe real hard to pop all these dents out of my car" explained the first blonde.
"Well silly, it's not going to work" replied her neighbor.
"Why not"? asked the first blonde.
"Because you've got to roll up the windows first"
2006-12-08 02:32:14 · 34 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've so missed our IM chat today!!!
2006-12-08 05:51:02 · answer #1 · answered by Kizzy_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute, how bout this one though
A blond walked up to this brunette jumping over a rail road track saying "21" everytime she jumped over. The blond asked her what she was doing but the brunette wouldnt answer, so the blond joined in. All of a sudden a train comes along and the brunette jumps off to one side but the blond keeps jumping, getting hit by the train. After the train passes the brunette resumes jumping saying "22" everytime she jumps over the track.
2006-12-08 02:46:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
This appears to me ,like the worst kind of b*** -job.
Very funny 8/10
2006-12-08 02:44:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, but very old.
However, why do we always use blonde's in our jokes?
Any blonde's out there, now is the time to get your own back!
2006-12-08 03:17:06 · answer #4 · answered by Dr David 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Haha!
2006-12-08 02:35:36 · answer #5 · answered by augustine 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Quite funny!
2006-12-08 03:12:15 · answer #6 · answered by Patricia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, I am blonde and I have never heard this one before, it is a good one.
2006-12-08 07:47:37 · answer #7 · answered by la_southern_femme 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep thick as s**t in a bottle good one 10/10
2006-12-08 03:45:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:) very funny....What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg, nothing...they haven't met lol
2006-12-08 03:43:01 · answer #9 · answered by MAGGIEMAGGOO 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Eh i like tator's way betta
2006-12-08 03:16:08 · answer #10 · answered by *~krazi~* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a funny one!!! 10/10
2006-12-08 06:43:14 · answer #11 · answered by Adeline 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋