A big guy walks into a bar?

Question

A big guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter,
> and sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must

> be thousands of dollars in it.
>
> He approaches the bartender and asks. "What's up with the jar?"
>
> "Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the
money."
>
> The man certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the three
> tests?"
>
> Pay first, those are the rules." says the bartender. So the man gives
> him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar. "OK," the
> bartender says. Here's what you need to do:
>
> First - You have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, the
> whole thing, all at once...and you can't make a face while doing it.
>
> Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth.
> You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
>
> Third. - There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never reached
> org a sm during inter-course. You've gotta make things right for her."
>
> The man is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot!
> I won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper
> tequila, and then do those other things..."
>
> "Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is."
>
> As time goes on and the man has a few drinks, then a few more, he
> asks, Where ez zat tequila?" He grabs the gallon with both hands and
> downs it with a big slurp. Tears streaming down both cheeks, but he
> doesn't make a face.
>
> Next, he staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and soon
> the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy scuffle going on outside.

> They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull
> yelping and then. ..............silence.
>
> Just when they think the man surely must be dead, he staggers back
> into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all
> over his body.
>
> "Now," he says. "where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"

Answer 1

chuffin brilliant!

Answer 2

my older sister and i work a t a bar and that has never happened to us but liek i think that that is like the funnyest thing ever im ROFL and i am like in serious need of a bathroom....

Answer 3

Poor bull, Thought that was a cute joke, will pass that one on...

Answer 4

thats bad
dude but that made me laugh
and get in trouble im in the middle of class here

Answer 5

Worth ploughing through to the end for.....ilol

Answer 6

funny.. 7/10

Answer 7

Gud one

Answer 8

He obviously got his dogs mixed up !

Answer 9

LMAO, that was good, not quite what I was expecting. I like it.

Answer 10

funny