I was driving along, minding my own business, when I noticed the flash of blue lights in my rearview mirror. A police car was behind me, indicating that I needed to pull over to the side of the road. At that point, many things flashed through my mind. Did the officer see me blow through that stop sign? Did he know that I was doing 80 mph through a 30 mph zone? How would I explain the underage prostitute in the passenger seat, snorting blow off my scrotum?
I went to take a swig from my 40 oz bottle of malt liquor, when I heard a tapping noise on my window. Looking over, there was the officer, motioning for me to open my window. I rolled it down to see what he wanted.
“Do you know how fast you were going?” Asked the officer.
Without even bothering to remove the smoldering joint from my mouth, I let loose with a thunderous, liquor-fueled belch, the likes of which fogged up the officer’s mirror-tinted sun glasses.
2006-12-08 01:08:26 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law Enforcement & Police
I then rammed the gear shift into 2nd and sped off, shifting into higher gears as necessary.
Looking in the rearview mirror, I noticed the officer scrambling back to his car, but despite his efforts, he was unable to catch up to me. Anyways, do you think they’ll put out a warrant for my arrest?
2006-12-08 01:08:35 · update #1
Nooooooooo, I can't see where you did anything really wrong, except maybe for the belch.
Edit..Nobody has a sense of humor, geeeeeeeeez
2006-12-08 01:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by Frank R 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
(I'm going by what applies in the US) First, contact a lawyer(or barrister,as the case may be)- since the cop only smelled the booze, he never got a chance to run a breathalyzer- so you're clear on the booze, blow, and unless he had you on radar, you're clear on the speeding....BTW, do you have the prostitute's phone#?
2006-12-08 09:13:47 · answer #2 · answered by seamac56 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If this is a serious Q then Heres the A depends on where you live I don't think so. Just get a new linsence plate and you should be good to go.
2006-12-08 09:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by zaazu 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yes. I assume you were driver a car with a license plate that would be traced back to you. Go to an attorney and explain what happened and turn yourself in.
2006-12-08 09:12:11 · answer #4 · answered by Sunshine 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I believe if they have your license plate number they eventually catch up to you, but they have to get a warrant first to catch you and you looking at allot of charges that is going to be filed against you.
2006-12-08 09:20:48 · answer #5 · answered by wenwen 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Man thats the stupidist thing I ever heard, do you know how much damage you can do to your gearbox by going directly into 2nd....wise up man.
2006-12-08 09:19:18 · answer #6 · answered by Morgan W 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes they will have a warrant out for your arrest. they will also put out bolo for as well. if you would've just stayed there at the scene you would've be arrested for DUI and all sorts of other things. but seeing as you ran you will arrested for evading arrest.
2006-12-08 12:48:33 · answer #7 · answered by "LC" KNOWEN AS AIRFORC 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Do and fine out..because this didn't happen to you....because reality would set in..and you be in Jail awaiting Bail and crying like all the others
2006-12-08 09:13:29 · answer #8 · answered by babo1dm 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
It was just for a buned out tail light, dude
2006-12-08 09:12:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
NO!! Most of the cops i know, appreciate a good laugh!
2006-12-08 09:49:34 · answer #10 · answered by FEVER 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋