2006-12-08 00:40:11 · 14 answers · asked by Evil Al Gore 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
al gore is one of the more pure politicians, how do you have the balls to disrespect him?.......you help blind people by promoting Gods light as evil......are you sure you arent worshipping the devil masked as god?....
2006-12-08 00:47:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
We dont have laser beams shooting from our eyes because god didnt make evolution happen. Evolution is a natural cause, not a supernatural one. Shooting lasers out of my eyes would be pretty badass though.
2016-05-23 06:17:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He could probably shoot lasers out of his nostrils if he wanted. Ewww slimey booger God lasers.
2006-12-08 00:43:11 · answer #3 · answered by korines 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would presume that He has a human face, wouldn't it?
You're bound to draw a lot of flack for the irreverent question, buddy; so, duck!
"Evil Al Gore"!? LAMAO!
Poor Al.
Merry Christmas.
2006-12-08 00:45:00 · answer #4 · answered by Daimyo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure He can. He can also twitch His nose and disappear in a puff of pink smoke. There have been rumors that He lives in a bottle somewhere in Florida.
2006-12-08 00:43:31 · answer #5 · answered by older, not wiser 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes.
2006-12-08 00:42:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes all he needs is a target, stand up
2006-12-08 00:50:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, He is God so if he wanted to he could...
2006-12-08 01:00:27 · answer #8 · answered by aceman7777 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God can do whatever he wants.
2006-12-08 00:45:13 · answer #9 · answered by misskenjr 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No...that was Godzilla.....not God
2006-12-08 00:45:24 · answer #10 · answered by Judy the Wench 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋