i went to london zoo during the summer and i think i`ve fallen in love wiv a female chimpanzee. i can`t get her out of my mind! my question is.....if i shaved all her hair off would anyone notice? i`ve already stocked up on banana`s. thanx in advance :)
2006-12-08 00:36:40 · 18 answers · asked by graham f 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
hey Gray.....try melons too...they love them....don't shave her tho...too abrasive..use immac.....lol....
2006-12-08 00:40:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, it should be fine... I don't think anyone would notice, you might have to get her to walk upright rather than walking on her hands, but that should be quite simple with minimal training... Would she want to wear clothes though? If you went out with her while she was naked, she might get arrested, but then the police might be too busy to recognise her as a chimp anyway... nah, I think you are safe!
2006-12-08 08:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by Jo_Diva 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I haven't seen anyone ramble and stagger this badly since I saw FOX TV's "When Drunks Get Breathalyzed."
2006-12-08 09:13:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I could work but dude think of what the kids are going to look like
2006-12-08 08:41:50 · answer #4 · answered by jackjvb69 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like you want to get up to some monkey business! Good luck
2006-12-08 08:39:17 · answer #5 · answered by Scotty 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Quick answer: Yes
2006-12-08 09:02:06 · answer #6 · answered by Eddie 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Put some honey on those bananas!!!
2006-12-08 08:38:49 · answer #7 · answered by Peachy Girl 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
make a donation to the zoo
2006-12-08 08:40:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sounds like you've gone to a lot of trouble...............don't let her make a monkey out of you dude!!
2006-12-08 08:39:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Shave off her hair!??! She'd go ape!!!
Monkey lovin is illegal anyway.
2006-12-08 08:39:40 · answer #10 · answered by Ecko 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
lol very funny.Guess there aint any human females in your part of the world.
2006-12-08 08:47:30 · answer #11 · answered by Sheeth 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋