Kids are so hilarious, my 4-year old told my dad that she didn't want to visit anymore because he was old and he smelled funny!!
2006-12-08 00:24:23 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
This is the conversation I had with my 5 year old son a week ago:
"Mom. Do you worship me?"
"No!?!" (me laughing)
"Oh, come on mom, don't you like me so much that you worship me just a little bit?"
2006-12-08 01:03:00 · answer #1 · answered by A mom 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My parents owned a farm in north central Wisconsin, and my kids would go to visit them for several weeks during summer vacation. There were several Mennonite families that lived in the area, and my then 6 year old daughter was very fascinated by them. One day while grocery shopping with my mother and brother, there was a Mennonite family doing their shopping as well. My daughter, in a very excitedly and loudly exclaimed "MENNONITES!" Every one in the store looked and stared and laughed. My two sons who were also along started giggling. And my poor brother was so embarrassed, he just wanted to crawl under the floor tiles. My mother being the quintessential gramma just smiled and continued with her shopping.
2006-12-09 16:14:06 · answer #2 · answered by bonobo 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When my son was about 5, we were in a grocery store (keep in mind the tile floors and echoing) and we passed a 'lady' with a verrrry short/tight skirt and loudly he said "Mommy is that a Hooker?". You could hear laughing for isles!!! I just took his hand and walked away.
When my nephew was about 3, we were in church and my dad went up for communion (we serve wine). When he came back and sat down, my nephew climbed up in his lap, placed his little hands on dad's cheeks and said "Grandpa, why does you breathe smell like poopy?". Even the pastor started laughing.
When my oldest was about 2 (he was verrrrry blonde - almost white hair and blue eyes) we passed a very large black Sgt and he yelled "Daddy!" and held his arms up. The guy just laughed and said all 'uniforms' look alike.
2006-12-08 11:40:52 · answer #3 · answered by GP 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I had a couple of funny things happen from my own children and my nephew. My nephew is mixed and when he was 3 we watched Planet of the Apes. I later that day took him to Walmart with me. As we were in line a very dark black man was in front of us (and he looked sort of like one of those apes on the movie- not being mean here, just serious) and my nephew looked at him then me, pointed his finger smiling and said (he called me mama) "Look mama, a talking monkey." The man took it pretty well, smiled and said "Cute kid you got there." I wanted to run out! I thought it was also funny when my daughter who was 2 at the time called her grandmother "Bertha." When her grandmother asked her why she called her that because her name was Nita, my daughter replied "Mommy said your butt was big and she called you Bertha." So my daughter thought when I said grandmother was a big butt bertha,that, that was her grandmothers name
2006-12-08 10:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by Kelly D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, I'm 1/2 black but don't look it at all. When my daughter was 3 she had a little black friend at school named Ashley and she always called her "black faced Ashley" (I tried to correct her 100 times but to no avail). We were on a plane to Baltimore and 99% of the passengers were black and there was a little girl in the seat in front of us and they were talking between the crack in the seats. So my daughter VERY loudly yells, "look mom, she has a black face like Ashley". I was quite embarrassed...
2006-12-08 14:57:02 · answer #5 · answered by BimboBaggins 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, My son just turned two, and he heard his Papa on the phone with a customer, Papa said a naughty word and my son heard it. When I was picking my son up from Papa's house, Papa asked for a hug and a kiss. My son simply reply "F*ck you Papa, no kiss, F*ck you Papa, no hug, Time out Papa." My son shook his finger in disappointment. I told my son naughty words are bad...and I told Papa the same.
2006-12-08 08:34:49 · answer #6 · answered by fourcheeks4 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Getting on the city bus, daughter (then 4ish) saw an older woman with a hat on sitting up front - as we passed by - she said "Look Mommy - there's a witch!"
2006-12-08 08:28:51 · answer #7 · answered by JustMe 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My oldest son,now 22,once said in a loud and proud voice,"Snakes can't sit down because they have no butt" That was it! Came inside,said that,went back out to play.
2006-12-08 08:38:30 · answer #8 · answered by ~ mama goose~ 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My five year old grandson informed his mother that he would not take a shower unless he had some of Dad's "manly" soap.
2006-12-08 08:33:34 · answer #9 · answered by Kathleen B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
last night my two year kept asking my mom whats her name..my mom would say fay and noelia would say no and asked what was her name again...this went on for about five minutes until my mom finally answered nana and noelia said "nana, yea" and just walked away
2006-12-08 09:06:51 · answer #10 · answered by eightysgurl04 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋