My 12 yr old daughter came back from school with this insult
You mom is so fat that when when she walks down the high street it measures 5.4 on the richter scale
2006-12-07 23:37:12 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
shes gonna be gutted at the thumbs down she thought it was funny, but then she is only a kid
2006-12-07 23:41:06 · update #1
yer mums so fat she puts her belt on with a boomerang
yer mums so fat every time she turns round its her birthday
yer mums so fat she fell down and broke her leg and gravy poured out
2006-12-08 22:28:53 · answer #1 · answered by t00t5 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mom Is Soooo Fat, Greenpeace Thought She'd Beached Accidentally And Towed Her Back Out To Sea!
2006-12-07 23:45:35 · answer #2 · answered by Paul R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No but I find absolutely no humor in yo mama jokes. What you should do is start telling yo mama jokes to her - she's right about the age where she'll rebel against whatever you do so it will automatically become uncool to tell the jokes which aren't funny in the first place :-)
2006-12-07 23:40:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHHAH thats a good one.
I remember back in the school days the Fat Mama jokes or in that fact, all the Mama jokes.
Its harmless if said between friends and not directly at a person, but nonetheless, just remember when you were a kid.
=)
2006-12-07 23:40:37 · answer #4 · answered by DeeDee 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Could be improved!
Your mom is so fat that when she walks down the high street, the buthchers were thinking of the day's pig deliveries or
the dieticians were thinking of their bonuses
the gym recruiters were positioning themselves
the funeral parlours were asking for the address
a pig was seen running for cover
I think it is funny if true and you can have a laugh and learn from the remarks!
2006-12-07 23:58:20 · answer #5 · answered by Tom Cat 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
im fat and i like to hear original things like that my defence mechanism is to get in there first so thank your daughter for that one. But tell her that some people get hurt when people say things like that so next time she should think to herself would this upset me if someone said this to me. But overall kids are just honest however crudly they put it
2006-12-07 23:47:18 · answer #6 · answered by ellen b 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Hey at least you should be proud she knows what a Ritcher scale is to make a joke out of. What is that anyway?
*smiles*
2006-12-07 23:45:04 · answer #7 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was funny 10 years ago
2006-12-08 02:41:14 · answer #8 · answered by Chris 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NOT ! and you real shouldn't encourage your young daughter to take part in mean or hateful jokes.
2006-12-07 23:42:02 · answer #9 · answered by Rosey 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nah.... I've heard better. It sounds like the creator of that one isn't too bright.
2006-12-07 23:39:38 · answer #10 · answered by Cookie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋