If I become a devil worshipper would I still get Christmas off work?
2006-12-07 23:04:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Last time I heard the devil was thinking about worshiping you.
2006-12-07 23:07:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I am an agnostic atheist and I expect to have the same amount of time off as my fundie xtian colleagues.
But, becoming a devil worshipper is just plain stupid at any time of year..... if you're going to buy into the whole 'sky fairy' belief system, why buy into one which is simply the reverse of the xtian fairy story?
{better still, why not make a religion of your own, i believe it was very lucrative for L ron Hubbard, and Joseph Smith Junior, plus, you get to decide your own moral code, so you can choose how many wives you get and what sexual services are taboo/ allowed/ required}
2006-12-08 00:02:39 · answer #2 · answered by Vinni and beer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We are more vulnerable to Satan's deception than to any of his other schemes. Why? Because when he tempts you or accuses you, you know it, but when he deceives you this is when he slips in unaware. If he can enter your church, your home, or your mind undetected and get you to believe a lie, he can control your life, home and ministry. Sad to say, he is doing just that across our land by deceiving many people.
You cannot overcome Satan's deception by human reasoning; you can only do it by God's revelation. Jesus said, "If you abide in My word, then you are truly disciples of Mine; and you shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free" (John 8:31, 32). Jesus prayed, "Sanctify them in the truth; Thy word s truth" (John 17:17). It is critical that when you put on the armor of God, you start with the belt of truth (Ephesians 6:14). The light of truth is the only valid weapon against the darkness of deception. This is why t is essential t start each day firmly embedded in God’s Word. Knowing what the Word says opens our eyes not only to Satan’s deceptions but it also makes us armed and ready to face any and all problems that come at us in a day.
2006-12-07 23:53:11 · answer #3 · answered by djm749 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could retire. And get a part-time job working undercover as a pentagram at Christmas functions and parties. And maybe get your pentacles stimulated in the process
2006-12-07 23:16:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you became a devil worshipper you would have bigger problems than your annual leave to worry about.....
2006-12-07 23:18:42 · answer #5 · answered by Bridget F 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-07 23:36:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How the HELL should we know what rules your company gas reagrding devil worship and satanic rites....
Please supply more info on devil worship.
2006-12-07 23:06:03 · answer #7 · answered by jonti 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course. Santa is an anagram of Satan. It's a Pagan custom enjoyed by all fools and gimps.
2006-12-07 23:06:41 · answer #8 · answered by bavwill 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That depends on your job not your faith. Members of the US Military, hospital workers, police officers, firefighters, paramedics, and security guards all have to work on that day regardless of faith.
2006-12-07 23:15:32 · answer #9 · answered by Stephen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to celebrate Christmas? This would make you double minded.
2006-12-07 23:06:30 · answer #10 · answered by Preacher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋